Employing the Full PaveParking tactic on the corner of Gray Street opposite Broomhill School, the driver of this Aberdeen Car is doing sterling work for the community.Kept safely as they already are behind pedestrian railings (where they need not trouble our no-claim bonus), corralled and penned by the aluminium, banned from playing football in the playground (lest the ball go out of the playground and into the path of a passing car, causing the driver to mis-spell something as he or she texts her estate agent) the children of Broomhill Primary are rightly schooled from a very early age that being outside is dangerous and that walking to school is second-best; walking to school is for losers; cars have precedence.
This week's PaveParker takes this lesson that little bit farther by demonstrating that the pavements too are for cars, not pedestrians. Congratulations.
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