PaveParker of the Week! J13LDK

Congratulations to this week's PaveParker of the Week!



Yummy Mummy driver of Aberdeen Car BMW X3 2.0 "Sport" (oooh!) reg J13LDK chooses to use the double-yellow-straddle PaveParking technique while her passenger pops into Union Terrace's Blackbird Bakery. (Motto: "Cupcakes and More!")

She'll just be a minute, so rather than use the controlled-parking bays, where she might feel obliged to pay the robot-overlord parking meter (hiding behind the bin) charges for parking in Aberdeen's prestigious, salubrious, aspirtional West End, she has rightly flicked on her hazards "exempts", showing everyone that she has absolutely no intention of paying for her right to park as close as possible to the points where she supports the local economy by spending money on luxury items.

After all, those cupcakes are expensive enough!

Yet More Road Closed Misery! War On The Motorist Conducted by Sinister Robot Army!

Oh the frustration! It's absolutely ridiculous that the driver of this Aberdeen Car is prevented from continuing his or her journey from Woodside's Deer Road onto the A96 trunk road at Great Northern Road. Goddam bollards!

Actually, it's more than frustrating and ridiculous. It's sinister. We have recently been subject to botnet-generated bollard-promoting spam, which made us think. These bollards, these 'pestestrian safety' measures, these closed roads and everything. It's all being done by a Sinister Artificial Intelligence Robot Army which seeks to enslave the drivers of Aberdeen Cars by robbing us freedom of movement in the mode of transport of our convenience and free choice.

So if you want to join our campaign to stamp out bollards: 'The Anti-Bollard League' and put an end to Road Closed Misery you can report these sinister mobility restrictions imposed upon you and your lovely car to our crack team of pro-motoring commentators at the hyper-modern Aberdeen Cars control centre. We'll do the right thing by exposing these outrages! We'll expose the Robot Army Bollard Botnets!

All you have to do is take a photo of the outrage, then click the e-mail CitizenContributer hot-link to the right and report it to us by emailing aberdeencars@gmail.com - we'll do the rest!