PaveParker of the Week! PaveDriver and Bollard-Thwarter WVM TN07RNS

There used to be a TV ad for the Ford Tansit van: "Backbone of Britain" was the tag-line. The ad's not been on for a few years now - but we were heartened to see that WVM is keeping up the "Backbone of Britain" tradition on Aberdeen's Holburn Street. That's where we spotted this week's PaveParker of the Week - the White Van Man driver of Ford Transit TN07RNS gets this weeks award for teaching the layabout underemployed pestestrians (or "odd footpeople", as we now like to call them) a damned fine lesson.


Extra credit is due to our WVM PaveParker for also demonstrating a bit of PaveDriving and a hint of Bollard-Thwarting, all the while extending the empire of the motorised into the impoverished hinterland of the odd footpeople. Let's wipem out! Yeah! Now that the count-down's under way to the start of work on our exciting thrilling new orbital motorway, let's be sure and have no-one walking the streets of "The Granite City" when it opens to traffic in 2012, 2015, 2019, 2025.

PaveParker of the Week! X266OES PaveDRIVER!

Yes indeeeeeddddyyy! Congratulations to the driver of Aberdeen Car Renault Clio Hatchback "Special" (oooooohhh!) EDS 1.2 "MTV" (super-cool!) reg. X266OES.

Demonstrating where pedestrians should go in the Aberdeen road use hierarchy (i.e. bloody nowhere) the driver of this Aberdeen car demonstrates Full PaveParking and Bollard-Thwarting skills on Aberdeen's Pitstruan Terrace. Impressive.

But, more to the point and the reason for this weeks premium award to the driver of this Aberdeen car is the demonstration of an advanced skill which we notice that he or she must have used to reach this point on the so-called "pedestrian footway"- yes:

PaveDRIVING ^tm

We're delighted to report that we think you can expect to see a lot more of this type of thing on the pedestrian footways of Aberdeen "City and Shire" over the coming weeks, months and years as the race for economic growth heats up and as every single piece of urban space is used to help ensure traffic flow - the very font-spring of sustainable economic growth.

That's why it's important that all our readers join in our campaign to save the Denburn Dual carraigway from the clutches of the sinister forces of reallocation. Yes Save the Denburn Dual Carriagway ('like' us on FaceBook, 'follow' us on Twitter)