Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Horse Power? Does it really define a horse's capabilities?




Horsepower from a Horse

I am sure most people have wondered, why is the output of engines and motor vehicles for that matter termed "horsepower". Does it really measure the power of an engine equivalent to how much power a given number of horses are able to produce?

Apparently it does! The invention of steam engines to replace horses could be the root reason for this term. In order to provide a yardstick for the amount of power steam engines could produce, the term horsepower was conceived. 

"In 1702, Thomas Savery wrote in The Miner's Friend: So that an engine which will raise as much water as two horses, working together at one time in such a work, can do, and for which there must be constantly kept ten or twelve horses for doing the same. Then I say, such an engine may be made large enough to do the work required in employing eight, ten, fifteen, or twenty horses to be constantly maintained and kept for doing such a work…" (http://www.history.rochester.edu/steam/savery/)

In comparison, normal human can produce about 1.2 hp briefly, and sustain about 0.1 hp indefinitely; athletes can manage up to about 2.5 hp briefly and 0.3 hp for a period of several hours.

In 1993, R. D. Stevenson and R. J. Wassersug published an article calculating the upper limit to an animal's power output. The peak power over a few seconds has been measured to be as high as 14.9 hp. However, Stevenson and Wassersug observe that for sustained activity, a work rate of about 1 hp per horse is consistent with agricultural advice from both 19th and 20th century sources.

Source: Wikipedia.org

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Mitsubishi EVO 3 Bed!


Owning a Mitsubishi EVOLUTION 3 is one thing, but sleeping in a makeshift Mitsubishi EVO 3 bed is another! This bed has Mitsubishi EVO 3 front bumper, Mitsubishi Evolution III side skirts, and Mitsubishi EVO 3 spoiler ! Check out the Mitsubishi Concept car! For modified replica Mitsubishi EVOs, take a look at Proton Waja convert EVOLUTIONS!

Friday, April 20, 2012

Proton Preve Failure Again? Look inside!

Previously we covered the Proton Preve dashboard button quality failure, this time there appears to be some problem with the Proton Preve's tyres! Hit the jump for 1 more picture and a funny internet trending meme on this mishap!



However, this is not what it seems! The real story was, the salesman was cruising at 120km/h (Above speed limit!), and had to swerve to avoid another vehicle. Apparently it hit a divider instead, which resulted in a broken tie rod. 




"The real story already officially written by news hub gaiz
KUALA LUMPUR: The trending image on a local forum and social sites depicting a Proton Prevé's failed suspension and tyre damage are being heavily discussed among netizens this evening.

An official statement from Proton was given by Datuk Ahmad Jingga, chief director of Proton's marketing unit, regarding this issue. The image was depicted as one way for rivaling companies to bring down Proton's name.

"There is a story behind that image. Proton's suspension and our latest technology is working just fine. During the test drive, this particular unit has hit a foreign object that instantenously damage the tire and suspension unit due to the heavy duty element of that object."

A further forensic research regarding the photo were done immediately to clear up rumours about Proton's supposedly 'failed' suspension. The official reports have depicted that foreign object as 'too strong for any mass object moving in high speed to withhold, even a BMW could not survive the ordeal'.  Datuk Ahmad Jingga has been quoted to say that the object itself is the main cause of the turmoil, and not the failure of Proton's technology.

The following are the official photos released by the laboratory depicting the foreign object that was said to be the real culprit behind this chaos."

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Craziest Modified / Tuned Cars!

From a Transparent Beetle to a Jet Rocket Car, some of the strangest tuned cars we've seen.




Only in Japan



Transparent Volkswagen Beetle - Can't see this!


Front or Back? Which side is driving it?

Back to the Future; or should I say "Whoever gets ran over by this vehicle has no future".



The PETA will come after you for this!





Too much Gundam anime. Japan rocks!



The Fat Car by artist Erwin Wurm



The Cat Car! "Meow!"



Recycle Carton Battle car

Beetle Turtle car Now with head

The Unidentified Driving Beetle 
Parking Hazard Car

Ye Olde' "Horses are not included".

Nike Car



Jetson's car



Is this a boat or a car? It's a boatcar!




Coffin Car. At least when you crash the ceremony is complete.


Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Weird Toyota: Toyota WiLL Vi


While cruising along the highway near the old Subang Airport, I saw an odd looking vehicle. Previously I spotted a Nissan S Cargo, which seems to be rarer than the Lotus Esprit in Malaysia (can be found in abundance in Sunway area). This odd looking vehicle appears to be a Toyota WiLL Vi, which is a compact car, produced from 2000 to 2001, with distinctive styling combining elements of many cars. The WiLL Vi was designed by the then newly-formed Virtual Venture Company, headed by Jim Shimizu. Catering to a niche market, the Will Vi was not officially sold in Malaysia. 



Powered by a Toyota 2NZ-FE DOHC straight 4 engine with a capacity of 1300cc, this engine produces 88bhp with 123Nm of torque at 4400rpm. Weighing at only 940kg, this little shoe does 0-100 in around 2 years (actually I couldn't find the correct data, perhaps 14 seconds? Would be glad if someone can update on the 0-100). 

The dashboard kind of resembles a facelift Perodua Kancil dash!



The front looks like the back! Only the rear windscreen position gives it away. 




Sunday, April 15, 2012

Epic Singaporean uncle threatens to sue over parking spot!

SJW37E Singapore Rich Man swear, curse and treaten to sue over a parking lot. Epic Singaporean uncle threatens to sue over parking spot! Some Singaporean uncle who supposedly was waiting for the same parking as another guy was very angry when he did not get the parking spot. The angry uncle is driving a Jaguar XJ. On a happier note, here is Batman driving a Lamborghini , who entertains sick children at his local hospital! Talk about both ends of the extreme spectrum.





Some quotes from the uncle:

"I am going to sue you, for f**king me!"


"I saw you shopping at centre point!" (Not sure how is this relevant)


"I have witness that you f**k me okay!"


"I sue you until your backside broken!"



Watch out, we got a badass over here!

Description as from the youtube video:

"30th Jan 2011, Sunday, 3.30pm, Atrium@orchard road parking lot.I was queuing on road side with signal and waiting for car park as it was full and to avoid blocking of road.This guy drive and want to cut my lane. I move in the lane and he almost hit my door by 1CM. and then start swearing cursing and say he got alot of money, tons of money. Say its his que. Keep saying non stop that he has alot of money.Then I got into the car park. He stop infront of my car and continue swear and curse and wanted to sue me...etc... and his saliva is spreading like all over my face.... Yuck...I keep telling him that I never swear or even finger pointing as he has claimed blah blah blah.... Look at him barking like a "Short Short" man (His wife confirm by saying at the end of the video that he is "short short" one...)." -

Youtube Video Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxKzI_aWlOo


Thursday, April 12, 2012

Gold Ferrari 599GTB Arab Joke!



Can you be ashamed of owning a pure gold Ferrari? Some people can…




Dear Dad, 

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but dad, I am a bit shamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

 Your son, Nasser. 



Dear loving son, 

Twenty million US Dollar has been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. 

Go and get yourself a train too. 

Love, your dad.

Keywords: Gold Ferrari 599GTB, arab joke, berlin is wonderful, berlin joke, ferrari 599gtb, gold ferrari 599gtb, berlin ferrari 599gtb, gold car, twenty million usd, go buy youself a train too.



Saturday, April 7, 2012

China Innovation - Number Plate Alteration on Porsche Boxter

In a bid to escape traffic speed cameras, a Porsche boxter in China has altered his number plate. Apparently it is really common in China to put or stick foreign objects on their car plates to escape traffic summons. Most people stick stickers, or pretend their plate has fallen off. Now this fellow! He has used tooth paste to alter the his plate, from 211 to 277. Not very long, he was stopped and slapped with a 2200 RMB fine (~ USD3000). He also has his licence revoked because he was ran out  of infringement points. People in China sure are innovative! From rolling out a plastic sheet that imitates a valid parking spot to altering plates, making a replica Ariel Atom, and converting a Nissan Sentra to Lamborghini Reventon (All these articles are available at my blog, check the archives).


He thought his Porsche needed her licence plate brushed as well. That seems to be against the Chinese Law.

Close enough? Apparently not :P

Keywords: 9gag close enough, China Porsche, China Porsche Boxter, Altering Licence Plate, escaping traffic summons, escape speeding ticket, escape summons, China innovation






Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Women's dream car


This may be a bit of generalisation and sexist, but don't you always see women putting on make up during traffic jams and red lights? Well apparently, this concept car has it all; full make up range on the dashboard extending until the passenger side, and a  gold theme hair dryer to complement the driver. Necklaces also adorn the rear-view mirror, and I won't be surprised if the dashboard meter has a sexiness scale instead of a speedometer. Face recognition will probably capture the driver's face and provide a rating on how does she (or maybe he) look today. Now if only the steering wheel has a mirror as well....

One weirdness to this vehicle: it appears to be a manual! :P We all know about women (well there are plenty skilled women drivers too!) and manual cars....

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Car falls into water, 1st crane fall into water!

Car falls into water, 1st crane fall into water, 2nd crane falls into water as well! :P 

Friday, November 4, 2011

Mini Super Car variations!


To start things off, this one seems legit! A pair of Mini cars for wedding.


Not too sure about the authenticity of this one, but its cool nevertheless! A "mini" monster 4 wheel drive!


And here we have a Mini Corvette! Looks photo shopped or something from CarTown.


A Mini Porsche



Mini Ferrari , Porsche & Lamborghini 




Joke - New Car For Women


Saturday, October 29, 2011

Police Waja in Malaysia gets clamped!

Not even the authority is exempted from the clamp! :P


Polis Waja in Malaysia

Friday, July 29, 2011

World's most expensive road accident


This is the moment a blundering blonde caused the world's most expensive five-car pile-up — when her Bentley collided with a Mercedes, a Ferrari, a Porsche and an Aston Martin.



Hundreds of tourists watched in shock as the woman ploughed her £250,000 Bentley Azure into the supercars in Monaco.
The driver of a white Mercedes S Class worth £75,000 was the first victim as the 2.7-ton convertible scraped down the side of it before crashing into a £140,000 black Ferrari F430.



An Aston Martin Rapide worth £140,000 and an £80,000 Porsche 911 also both suffered heavy damage after being shunted in the bizarre smash.
The driver and her two passengers then had the humiliation of being surrounded by scores of sightseers as they tried to open the car's jammed doors.
It is estimated the crash will cost more than £40,000 with the Ferrari, Porsche and Aston Martin requiring new front wings and bumpers, while the Bentley needs the same repairs PLUS a new door.
Ruud Poot, editor of European motoring website Autogespot, said: "You probably couldn't find a worse place in the world to crash your car than outside Monaco's Place du Casino in the middle of the summer." - www.thesun.co.uk

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Random Picture: Funny Looking Car

This is the first time I have seen this car, making it much much rarer compared to the Ferrari. It looks somewhat Fiat-ish, or similar to an offspring of a Fiat500 and a cardboard box.

 Fiat 500
Although I would say it looks much more like its dad..... 

The Rightful Father: Mr. Boxy


Indeed the car I am about to show you makes the Fiat Multipla appear very aerodynamic and stylish, if not even desirable. If you just had your breakfast, lunch or dinner caution is advised.



For safety reasons, the picture of the said car is located after the jump.




No, its not an compact ice cream truck fellas! If anyone know exactly what is that thing, do let me know! 

Fiat Multipla

Doesn't the ford Multipla look better all of a sudden?!