the classic self deprecating ads for VW bug

from http://thestreetsofdenver.blogspot.com/2012/10/the-peoples-cartruth-in-advertising.html who has a whole gallery of them

ABT Volkswagen Beetle 2.0 TDI

ABT Sportsline has introduced a new tuning program for Volkswagen Beetles equipped with the 2.0-liter TDI engine. Starting under the hood, the engine has been retuned to produce 170 PS (125 kW / 168 hp) and 370 Nm (273 lb-ft) of torque - an increase of 30 PS (22 kW / 30 hp) and 50 Nm (37 lb-ft). Thanks to the extra oomph, the car accelerates from 0-100 km/h in 8.8 seconds which 0.6 seconds faster than the standard model. Besides the engine modifications, the car can be equipped with an aerodynamic body kit, a sport-tuned suspension, high-performance brakes and 18- to 20-inch alloy wheels.

Source: ABT